If I had a boat
If I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together... Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat.
If I were Roy Rogers... I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and Trigger... We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
If I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together... Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
The mystery masked man was smart... He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free.
But Tonto he was smarter... And one day said kemo sabe
Kiss my ass I bought a boat... I'm going out to sea
If I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together... Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
And if I were like lightening... I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go whenever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree... And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea.
If I had a boat... I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony... I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together... Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
by Lyle Lovett